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Products

Practical things for cows who spend their days in the grass. Two products so far — both still in the early stages.

Roll Over Cleaner natural farm udder pre-cleaner bottle
Udder Care

Roll Over Cleaner

A gentle, natural pre-milking cleaner for dairy cows’ teats. Named for the content Jersey who rolls over in a good patch of grass — and for the simple idea that clean teats make for a calmer milking.

Designed for small farms that want something effective without the harsh industrial smell or residue of conventional udder washes. The goal is clean teats, softer skin, and fewer problems with dry or cracked teat ends — especially through Ohio’s wet springs and dry winters.

Not yet for sale. Product photo is a concept mockup.

Wooden cow scratching post in a pasture
Cow Comfort

Cow Scratching Posts

A solid wooden post set in the pasture so cows can scratch their necks, shoulders, and sides when they want to. No moving parts, no electronics — just something sturdy they can rub against.

Cows scratch for comfort and for skin health. A good post in the right spot keeps them from using fences, trees, or each other. Ours are built for Ohio weather: pressure-treated or naturally durable wood, a wide base so it doesn’t tip, and a height that works for Jerseys and larger breeds.

We’re making these for our own herd first. If other small dairies nearby want one, we can build to order.

Available by request for local farms. Contact us if you want pricing or a custom size.

More coming

These are the first two. If you have ideas for other practical farm products, let us know. The goal is to keep the list short and useful.

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